InZOI Completely Ruined My Life

Wouldn’t we all like to know what our future looks like? Well, I decided to take a sneak peek at mine and walk in the shoes of 50-year-old me for a day via InZoi, the new life sim competitor out of Korea looking to take The Sims on at its own game.

Join me as I get accustomed to a new city, try new foods, attempt to make new friends, and even chart a new career. Fair warning, though, that things may get dark quickly as I ignore my stomach’s wishes, let cryptocurrency get in the way of a fledgling romance, and go on a journey of self-discover at an empty wedding venue. It’s far less interesting for me to describe the video, though, so I think you should just watch is instead. You can do that below!

Simon Cardy is a Senior Editorial Producer who can mainly be found skulking around open world games, indulging in Korean cinema, or despairing at the state of Tottenham Hotspur and the New York Jets. Follow him on Bluesky at @cardy.bsky.social.